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Harold Oblowski

Bag of Bones

Harold Oblowski is Michael Noonan’s literary agent and a persistent intermediary between the writer’s private crises and the publishing business that expects another book on schedule. His role ranges from managing deadlines and promoting work already written to recognizing the commercial value of a new novel and helping Michael find legal counsel when the custody fight over Kyra becomes urgent. The relationship is marked by affection and friction: Harold’s professional concern can feel like pressure, but when Michael finally asks for help, Harold responds at once.

Agency and Personal Manner

Harold works from a thirty-eighth-floor office at 225 Park Avenue, an elevated address that contrasts with the dark, oil-streaked levels where Michael imagines a writer’s real work is done. Michael describes him as a fine agent, both liked and loathed within publishing, sometimes by the same people. He also believes Harold would react badly to news that Michael could not write: Harold might board a plane to Derry and stay until he had tried to pull his client out of the fugue. Michael therefore keeps his worst trouble from him, not because Harold is indifferent, but because he expects Harold’s intervention to be too forceful to bear.

Harold’s concern takes a recognizable form. He uses silences to encourage a client to fill them, a tactic Jo had compared to the interrogation style of a film-noir cop waiting for a suspect to confess. Michael knows the maneuver and, when Harold asks whether he is all right, keeps quiet rather than supplying the reassurance Harold seems to be soliciting. The exchange shows their familiarity as well as the limits of Harold’s access: he can read signs of trouble and probe, but Michael can still withhold the truth.

That guardedness coexists with warmth and easy teasing. When Michael calls from the lake, Harold greets him with enthusiasm and says he had thought about him all weekend; Michael privately doubts the sincerity of the claim, but the call quickly becomes practical. Harold does not insist on a scripted display of sympathy once Michael explains that he needs legal help. Their friendship gives the professional relationship a personal dimension without erasing its negotiations over work and money.

Managing Michael’s Books and Deadlines

When Michael’s expected manuscript is late, Harold calls around Valentine’s Day, already worried about the publishing schedule. Michael has usually delivered by January, and the delay threatens the time needed to produce that year’s book for the Christmas market. Rather than admit how serious the writing difficulty has become, Michael tells Harold that he has finished a new novel and will send it by FedEx the next day. Harold accepts the news solemnly, joking that he is telepathic where his writers are concerned, then congratulates Michael and sends a lavish bouquet.

The manuscript is not newly written. Michael retrieves it from a safe-deposit box at Fidelity Union, where he has stored four manuscript boxes labeled Promise, Threat, Darcy, and Top. He sends the latest book in the box, All the Way from the Top, because it is nearest the front. Harold’s call thus helps Michael conceal the blockage and preserve his publishing timetable through work banked in advance. The book appears in November, reaches number eleven on the Times bestseller list, and is dedicated to the memory of Michael’s late wife, Johanna. Its success lets everyone, including Michael, act as though the crisis might pass.

Michael repeats the strategy with other stored manuscripts: the following year he sends Threatening Behavior, written in the fall of 1991 and one of Jo’s favorites; in March 1997, he delivers Darcy’s Admirer through a wet snowstorm. Even as his optimism fades, he continues telling people that he is writing plenty. Harold’s role sits within this outwardly functional career: the agent receives the books and keeps business moving, while the accumulated manuscripts conceal how little new work Michael can produce.

Advice, Ambition, and the Refused Contract

After Harold reads Darcy, he calls it Michael’s best work and a bestseller that is also serious. Michael cautiously raises the possibility of taking a year off. Harold answers with the question Michael most dislikes—whether he is all right—and Michael says he is merely considering easing off. Harold then argues that a break is risky for a writer at Michael’s position in the market. More famous authors might return strongly after a hiatus, he says, but a writer lower on the list could lose ground or fail to return. His advice is to keep working while the opportunity is there.

Harold’s reasoning is both protective and commercial. He is attentive to the crowded field in which writers compete for their places, and he believes Michael’s established position could be vulnerable if he disappears. His advice presses against the bereaved writer’s desire to stop, but it is not presented as a neutral assessment: Harold’s livelihood and publishing role are tied to Michael’s continued production. The tension becomes more acute when a later novel, Helen’s Promise, attracts the prospect of a three-book deal. Harold reports that Debra Weinstock has raised the proposal without prompting and that the sum could reach nine million dollars, three million per book. He expects the opening figure to be negotiated downward, but sees seven and a half million as a likely minimum.

For Harold, the offer signals a major advance for the more mature Michael Noonan. For Michael, it arrives when writing has become nearly impossible: he imagines the bookberry tree as dead and the new writer as unable to breathe or keep from vomiting whenever he tries to write. Harold does not know the extent of that failure. Michael answers the proposal with a blunt refusal and says he does not want to discuss a new contract. The moment exposes a sharp divide between Harold’s view of a promising career opportunity and Michael’s experience of the work required to fulfill it. Harold pauses, then tries to get Michael to hear him out; Michael will not.

Help During the Custody Crisis

Later, when Michael needs a lawyer in connection with the custody dispute over Kyra, he calls the Harold Oblowski Literary Agency and asks to speak with Harold. The agency’s receptionist, Nola, puts him through. Michael remarks that bestselling authors can usually reach their agents quickly, even when the agent is vacationing on Nantucket. The familiar ease of access matters: he can move from banter to a difficult request without first rebuilding the relationship.

Michael explains that he wants a powerful attorney with a strong working knowledge of child-custody law, someone available to take a case immediately and potentially appear in court with him that Friday. Harold initially offers the agency’s main lawyer, Goldacre, but Michael points out that Goldacre primarily handles contracts. Harold accepts the correction and agrees to find the best available custody lawyer. When Harold asks whether the problem concerns paternity, Michael clarifies that it is a custody matter and gives him an account of the events around the Fourth of July. He leaves out the supernatural voices, the crying child, and the thumps in the dark, keeping the explanation to the practical conflict with the Devores.

Harold listens with only one interruption, which comes when he understands who Michael considers the villain. He agrees to search for counsel and then offers to come up on Friday for Michael’s deposition. Michael declines, abruptly enough that the silence afterward seems genuinely hurt rather than calculated. He tells Harold that the actual custody hearing is expected soon and promises to call if Harold still wants to come; he adds that he can use Harold’s moral support. Harold answers with a joke about offering immoral support, restoring their familiar humor. The exchange shows that his assistance is not confined to securing professional services: he is willing to travel and stand beside Michael, though Michael retains control over how much of that support he accepts.

Narrative Role

Harold makes the economics of authorship visible through deadlines, production schedules, advances, and the risk of losing a place in a competitive market. At the same time, his relationship with Michael prevents him from being only a representative of publishing interests. He sends flowers when Michael reports a finished book, worries when a manuscript is late, urges him not to take time away, celebrates the possibility of a large contract, and later helps mobilize legal assistance. These actions recur around Michael’s attempts to conceal or manage his distress, making Harold both a source of pressure and a dependable point of contact.

The contrast between the two men’s knowledge is especially important. Harold can see enough to ask whether Michael is all right, yet Michael repeatedly gives him an account that protects the agent from the full truth: first about the writing crisis, later about the supernatural events surrounding the custody fight. Harold’s professional optimism therefore operates beside a private reality he has not been allowed to understand. The book presents their bond through these imperfect exchanges—commercial advice, tactical silence, fast practical help, and jokes that reestablish intimacy—rather than through a complete disclosure of Michael’s inner life.

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