Christmas
Crazy Mama: 9 Steps to a Not-So-Normal LifeChristmas appears as a point of reference in an anecdote about a tree whose holiday use has ended but whose story has not. After Christmas, the narrator’s husband removes the ornaments and drags the tree into the woods behind their home. About eight months later, their daughters Klara and Kenna find it and bring it back into family life, unaware that their father had left it there.
Christmas as a Seasonal Marker
The account does not describe Christmas celebrations themselves. Instead, the holiday marks the start of the tree’s afterlife: once the ornaments are removed, the tree is carried from the house into the woods. The passage places this ordinary household task within a larger setting where the children roam among a creek, a pond, and fallen trees, making the woods both a play space and a destination for discarded natural materials.
The Tree’s Unexpected Return
For Klara and Kenna, the abandoned tree is a rare find. They carry it to the front yard and plant it in the middle of their mother’s petunia bed. They then turn it into a holiday tree, decorating it with whatever they can collect or make: red construction-paper hearts, green clover lights, a red, white, and blue paper chain, and a scarecrow placed at its base. Their improvised decorations transform the discarded tree into a cheerful display for visitors, though it is not the polished kind of arrangement associated with home-design television.
After a couple of days, their question about why the tree is not growing forces the narrator to consider removing it. Seeing their disappointment, she praises the decorations and points out that the tree is visible on the front lawn for guests. The girls beam with pride, and the tree stays in place for another two weeks. The calendar’s holiday marker thus returns indirectly: the Christmas tree is no longer serving its original seasonal purpose, but the children give it a short, unexpected extension.
From Christmas Tree to Lesson
The episode leads into the book’s account of sowing and reaping. A seed produces its own kind of plant, the narrator argues, and planting a dead Christmas tree produces another dead Christmas tree, however attractively it is dressed. The tree’s festive decorations and the girls’ hopes cannot alter what it is or make it grow. In this lesson, Christmas supplies the recognizable object, while the tree’s return to the garden gives the principle a domestic, comic form: appearance and affection can change how a thing is received, but not the result of what was planted.