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Wat the Tanner

Fire & Blood

Wat the Tanner is a leader of the popular violence that overtakes King’s Landing during the night of disorder. His seizure of Lord Bartimos Celtigar and his march against the city’s gates make him a force in a crisis where royal authority gives way to rival crowds, improvised rulers, and competing claims to power.

The Capture of Lord Celtigar

Lord Bartimos Celtigar’s walled manse was defended by only six guardsmen and a few hastily armed servants. When the rioters climbed the walls, the defenders either fled or joined them. Arthor Celtigar, Bartimos’s fifteen-year-old son, briefly held a doorway against the mob, but a serving girl let the attackers in by a back entrance; Arthor was killed. Bartimos reached the stables only to find his horses dead or stolen, and the mob captured him.

The queen’s despised master of coin was tortured until he disclosed where his wealth was hidden. Wat then claimed that Bartimos had failed to pay a supposed cock tax and announced that he must forfeit his manhood to the Crown. The episode links the mob’s plunder to a grotesque parody of royal taxation: Wat invokes the language of public dues while turning punishment into a spectacle of revolt.

A Rival King’s Night

Septon Eustace’s account places Wat among the several powers dividing the city. The Shepherd held sway over half of King’s Landing, while other self-proclaimed lords and kings of misrule contested the remainder. Hundreds gathered around Wat as he rode through the streets on a white horse, displaying Lord Celtigar’s remains and declaring an end to all taxes.

Other crowds raised rival kings. In a brothel on the Street of Silk, its women proclaimed the pale-haired four-year-old Gaemon Palehair, supposedly a bastard of the missing King Aegon II. Ser Perkin the Flea crowned his sixteen-year-old squire Trystane Truefyre, presented as a natural son of the late King Viserys, and began dubbing the men and boys who flocked to his banner. Wat’s following was therefore part of a wider breakdown in authority, not a unified movement under one claimant.

The Assault on the City Gates

Wat’s followers marched against the Gate of the Gods. The city’s massive walls and stout towers had been built to repel attackers from outside, but offered less protection against disorder rising within. The gate’s garrison was especially weak: its captain and a third of its men had died with Ser Luthor Largent in Cobbler’s Square, and many of those still present were wounded. Wat’s followers overcame them and poured into the countryside.

They streamed up the kingsroad behind Lord Celtigar’s decaying head, but even Wat seemed uncertain where they were going. The unresolved direction of the march leaves his revolt suspended between a declared end to taxes and an expanding violence without a clear destination. His episode shows royal symbols and institutions being seized and repurposed even as the city’s competing factions pull authority apart.