The Teague Robbery Attempt
How to Flirt with A Naked WerewolfThe Teague Robbery Attempt is the after-hours assault in which a highway robber uses a supposed lost hat to lure Mo back toward the Blue Glacier Saloon and force her to help him reach its cash. The encounter turns the ordinary vulnerability of closing a restaurant alone into a fight for survival: Mo refuses to let him in, resists when he attacks, and escapes the pattern that has left other waitresses gravely injured.
Causes and Setup
Mo realizes she has forgotten the night’s garbage after putting her key in the ignition. Because the lunch special was oyster stew, leaving the bags until morning would make the kitchen smell; she returns through the kitchen entrance to take them out. As she prepares to lock up, footsteps approach across the gravel. She turns with a garbage bag raised, hoping its contents might give her time to flee, but the person behind her is the trucker who had been drinking in the saloon earlier.
The trucker says he left a blue knit cap at the bar and asks Mo to go inside with him to look for it. He claims he is leaving before dawn and will not have another chance to retrieve his favorite hat. Mo has already checked the bar while closing and suggests that he return in the morning. When he presses her to go inside, she puts her back against the wall and grips her keys between her fingers. She refuses, explaining that she cannot let anyone in after hours. His attempt to make the encounter seem like a private favor gives way to pressure and threat.
Assault and Resistance
The trucker dismisses Mo’s refusal and leans in close. She gauges the distance to her truck but recognizes that it is too far away for a safe dash. When she tries to jerk her arm free, he twists it behind her back and shoves her face against the rough brick. He keeps his voice soft while threatening to hurt her, then grips the back of her neck and demands her keys.
His stated aim is to get into the saloon and take the money. He asks about the register and whether the office has a safe, assuming that the day’s business has produced a substantial amount of cash. Mo says she has only just started working there and does not know the combination. In reality, a full night-deposit bag is beneath the counter: Evie has chosen the morning bank drop-off over using the old, bulky safe at night, trusting the low crime rate in Grundy. Mo offers to hand over her keys and let him enter without her, pleading to be allowed to leave; he refuses because she could summon the police.
As he pulls her toward the door, Mo uses the brief loosening of his hold to slash his cheek with her keys. She then grabs his head and drives her knee into his face. The resistance does not end the assault: as she scrambles toward her truck, he catches her hair and yanks her back, sending her keys to the pavement. He claws at her throat and locks his hands around her airway. The encounter is therefore not simply a thwarted theft; Mo’s effort to escape puts her in direct physical danger, even as she fights to get free.
Investigation and Outcome
After the incident, Trooper Brent tells Mo and Buzz that the attacker is a suspect in robberies at diners and roadside bars along the highway. His method has been to select a waitress after closing, attack her in a secluded parking area, and force her to let him into a safe. Brent says that other women have been hospitalized, while Mo is the first to get away. He also reports that the trucker suffered multiple broken bones when his truck overturned. Dental records are considered a more reliable way to identify the badly burned body, and the identification has not yet been confirmed when Brent speaks with them.
The meeting with Brent compounds the injury rather than providing an uncomplicated sense of justice. He slides a file across the desk containing a photograph of the charred remains. Buzz protests that Mo has been through enough to be shown it. Brent then advises her to be more careful when working late and not to walk alone in dark alleys. Mo rejects the implication that the assault was her fault, says she no longer works late, and asks to be told if the attacker is identified without having to discuss the incident again. She thanks Buzz for the way he has handled matters and leaves his office.
Aftermath and Significance
Mo spends the rest of that day in the kitchen trying to keep the images of Teague and the wolf that intervened out of her mind. She also imagines the truck tumbling into a ravine and catching fire, images that are not the same as confirmed details of the crash. At home, familiar comforts do not settle her: even behind a dead-bolted door, in pajamas and after drinking tea, she cannot rest. On the porch she watches a small black-tailed deer until a sneeze sends it bolting into the woods, then scans the trees without knowing what she expects to see. The assault returns as intrusive images and vigilance, not as a memory she can simply put away.
When Mo later returns to the alley, the scrape of pavement and sour smell of the Dumpster bring back the sensation of Teague’s breath at her neck and his blood soaking her shoulder. She tries to steady herself by recalling honeysuckle and the cotton trucks of her childhood. The assault thus remains attached to a specific place and to bodily and sensory reminders, even after the immediate danger has passed.
The incident also makes the contrast between local assumptions of safety and the real risks faced by workers closing alone explicit. Evie’s confidence in Grundy’s low crime rate had shaped the decision to leave the night deposit for the bank rather than use the safe, while the trooper’s response places the burden of prevention on Mo. Her own refusal, improvisation, and physical resistance are what disrupt the robber’s routine: she becomes the first of his targeted waitresses to escape. In the days that follow, she channels restless energy into a detailed menu proposal for Evie, including soups, stews, meat loaf, pot pie, chicken and dumplings, burgers, melts, and desserts. That work does not erase the assault, but it shows Mo continuing to act within the life and workplace the attack had made feel unsafe.
