Two, Two, the Lily-White Boys
In the Woods“Two, Two, the Lily-White Boys” is one of the playground rhymes that intrudes on Rob Ryan’s half-waking nights. Heard as part of a distant children’s chorus, it turns a familiar form of childhood play into an uncanny presence that follows him into the day.
Appearance in the Narrative
The rhyme comes to Rob Ryan while he is trapped between sleep and waking, unable to settle fully into either state. He distinguishes the voices from those of Peter and Jamie: they belong instead to a group of children heard from far away, chanting rhymes he does not remember ever having known. Their singing is accompanied by the brisk, expert rhythm of hand-clapping, making the sound seem at once recognizably playful and unnaturally precise.
The chorus includes the lines, “Two, two, the lily-white boys, clothed all in green-o, one is one and all alone and evermore shall be so”. The rhyme’s movement from a pair of boys to the figure who is alone gives its nursery cadence a note of separation, without explaining why these particular words have entered Rob Ryan’s troubled sleep.
Lingering Effect
Rob Ryan describes the voices as gay and uncaring, yet too pure to be human. The mismatch between their carefree sound and his distress makes the rhyme less a comforting recollection than an involuntary intrusion. It sometimes remains in his head all day, a high, inescapable underscore to whatever he is doing.
Its recurrence also makes the rhyme a private vulnerability in the midst of police work: Rob Ryan lives in dread that O'Kelly will catch him humming it. The song’s significance rests in that persistence and contrast. A children’s chant associated with shared play becomes an eerie, isolating sound that Rob Ryan cannot simply leave behind when he wakes.