The Tugger’s Contradictions
Old Possum's Book of Practical CatsThis flow follows The Rum Tum Tugger’s recurring reversals, showing how preference and refusal become the defining habits of his character.
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The Curious Cat

The Curious Cat
Preference in Motion
The Rum Tum Tugger is introduced as a cat whose choices are difficult to predict.
The poem frames his inconsistency as a defining habit rather than a passing mood.
His character begins in a comic refusal to be satisfied.
A Pattern Established
The speaker catalogs opposing desires instead of offering a stable explanation.
Each example makes the previous expectation unreliable.
The Tugger’s identity takes shape through contradiction.
Food Reversed

Food Reversed
The Unwanted Offer
When offered pheasant, The Rum Tum Tugger would rather have grouse.
The specific substitution makes his dissatisfaction playful and immediate.
A straightforward meal becomes a test of his independence.
Rules of Refusal
The poem’s pattern suggests that no offered option can settle him.
His preference matters less than the act of contradicting expectation.
The recurring behavior gives the speaker no lasting remedy.
House or Flat

House or Flat
Reversed Domestic Choice
Put The Rum Tum Tugger in a house and he would prefer a flat.
Put him in a flat and he would rather have a house.
His shifting wishes turn shelter into another contradiction.
No Stable Arrangement
The poem denies the possibility of pleasing him through careful placement.
His behavior makes the household adapt without gaining control.
The joke depends on his refusal to remain consistent.
The Wrong Side of Every Door

The Wrong Side of Every Door
Restless Position
The Tugger wants to be outside when admitted and to get out when at home.
Even the door becomes a stage for his contradictory desires.
His restlessness frustrates ordinary attempts to make him comfortable.
Domestic Disruption
He likes a bureau drawer but objects when he cannot escape it.
His demands continually change the meaning of a chosen refuge.
The poem turns inconvenience into a stable comic pattern.
A Muddle of His Own

A Muddle of His Own
Refusing Affection
The Tugger does not care for a cuddle, yet leaps onto a lap during sewing.
His timing makes affection another form of disruption.
The poem shows that his contradiction is active and socially contagious.
No Remedy
The refrain concludes that nothing can be done about his habits.
The speaker’s exasperation becomes a form of amused acceptance.
The Tugger resolves not by changing, but by remaining unmistakably himself.
At the opening of The Rum Tum Tugger
During the opening catalogue of preferences
As the first verse develops
In the middle stanza
Near the poem’s final refrain