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The University’s Downsizing Crisis

Straight Man

This flow follows the campus budget panic from rumor and administrative preparation through labor conflict and a reordering of leadership.

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April Rumors ReturnApril Rumors Return from "Straight Man". The Annual Fear Familiar Uncertainty Teddy Barnes warns Hank that administrators may be asking department chairs to identify expendable faculty.
The Annual Fear Familiar Uncertainty Teddy Barnes warns Hank that administrators may be asking department chairs to identify expendable faculty. Hank dismisses the rumors as a familiar April ritual, produced by years of threatened cuts and last-minute budget repairs. Fear Beneath the Joke The possibility nonetheless excites and unsettles him. The faculty have tenure, but declining enrollments and uncertain funding make the old assumption of security feel less convincing.
The Mandate Reaches RailtonThe Mandate Reaches Railton from "Straight Man". Cuts Become a Plan Systemwide Direction Dickie Pope explains that the chancellor has ordered campus leaders to prepare a twenty-percent reduction in staffing…
Cuts Become a Plan Systemwide Direction Dickie Pope explains that the chancellor has ordered campus leaders to prepare a twenty-percent reduction in staffing and costs. The plan is not yet certain to be implemented, but administrators must identify a path toward it. Personal Leverage Dickie invites Hank to help define who matters to the English department. By describing layoffs as a choice between careful and careless reductions, he makes collaboration sound like responsibility and refusal sound like surrendering the process.
The Union Seeks HankThe Union Seeks Hank from "Straight Man". A Request for Commitment Herbert’s Appeal Herbert Schonberg tells Hank that the union expects sweeping cuts and asks him to declare whether he will stand with…
A Request for Commitment Herbert’s Appeal Herbert Schonberg tells Hank that the union expects sweeping cuts and asks him to declare whether he will stand with colleagues. He emphasizes that even skeptics of union representation may oppose the administration’s approach. Neutrality Under Pressure Hank refuses to give a clear commitment, calling himself a potential rogue rather than a reliable ally. Herbert warns that neutrality can become a kind of self-isolation when everyone else is choosing sides.
A Strike Vote LoomsA Strike Vote Looms from "Straight Man". Labor Action Takes Shape The Graduation Threat With faculty jobs at risk, Herbert Schonberg calls for a strike vote timed to pressure the university before…
Labor Action Takes Shape The Graduation Threat With faculty jobs at risk, Herbert Schonberg calls for a strike vote timed to pressure the university before seniors graduate. The threat gives the faculty a form of leverage but risks punishing students for a dispute they did not create. Hank at the Center Hank’s televised ultimatum has made him a symbol in the conflict, though he has not taken a clear union position. His personal spectacle and the institution’s labor dispute increasingly feed one another.
Leadership Changes HandsLeadership Changes Hands from "Straight Man". A Different Administration The Tidal Wave Reverses The university removes Dickie Pope, and Jacob Rose takes over as chief executive officer.
A Different Administration The Tidal Wave Reverses The university removes Dickie Pope, and Jacob Rose takes over as chief executive officer. The new leader is Hank’s longtime friend, but his arrival does not erase the cuts or the compromises already made. A Vote Against Striking Faculty vote against a strike despite the union’s effort to mobilize them. The crisis ends not with a clean victory but with changed leadership, threatened jobs, and a campus trying to continue its work.
early April, as faculty discuss a possible purge
mid-April, in Dickie Pope’s office
later that week, at Hank’s house in Allegheny Wells
the following week, after the hanging-goose incident
near the ending, after Dickie Pope’s departure