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The Goose and Its Consequences

Straight Man

This flow traces the movement from Hank’s comic threat to an actual killing, public protest, investigation, and the eventual revelation of who killed the goose.

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A Goose Takes the StageA Goose Takes the Stage from "Straight Man". A Bird and a Camera An Unplanned Confrontation At the Campus Duck Pond, Finny the Goose nips Hank and pulls the fake nose and glasses from his pocket.
A Bird and a Camera An Unplanned Confrontation At the Campus Duck Pond, Finny the Goose nips Hank and pulls the fake nose and glasses from his pocket. Hank’s irritation joins his anxiety about budget cuts as television crews record the scene. A Threat for Attention Hank holds up the goose and announces that he will kill a duck each day until he receives funding. He means the threat as an absurd protest, but television gives it a life beyond his intentions.
The Protest MobilizesThe Protest Mobilizes from "Straight Man". Accusation in Public Signs and Slogans Animal-rights demonstrators gather by the pond with signs bearing Hank’s image and the slogan STOP THE SLAUGHTER.
Accusation in Public Signs and Slogans Animal-rights demonstrators gather by the pond with signs bearing Hank’s image and the slogan STOP THE SLAUGHTER. The speed of their organization surprises him. A Private Cost Missy Blaylock confronts Hank about the consequences of the previous night and wants Tony’s photograph returned. What began as a televised joke now draws strangers into Hank’s public life.
The Hanging GooseThe Hanging Goose from "Straight Man". A Threat Becomes Evidence The Campus Incident Lou Steinmetz calls Hank after a goose is found hanging from a tree on campus.
A Threat Becomes Evidence The Campus Incident Lou Steinmetz calls Hank after a goose is found hanging from a tree on campus. Hank denies nothing clearly, and colleagues immediately connect the killing to his broadcast ultimatum. Suspicion Spreads The dead bird renews protests and brings police attention into classrooms and offices. Even people who know Hank’s theatrical habits cannot be sure whether he crossed from comic provocation into action.
A Student Confronts HankA Student Confronts Hank from "Straight Man". Persuasion Turns Personal The Essay Assignment Hank asks students to argue whether he should kill a duck.
Persuasion Turns Personal The Essay Assignment Hank asks students to argue whether he should kill a duck. Many support violence through crude political analogies, while Blair says seeing the hanging goose made her sick. A Failed Lesson Hank presses Blair to explain why she expected him not to act. She leaves rather than speak further, making him see that his joke has frightened a student whose voice he wanted to strengthen.
The Driver’s ConfessionThe Driver’s Confession from "Straight Man". A Collision Revealed Finny’s Grief Finny arrives with Occam’s body and says that the dog ran in front of his car.
A Collision Revealed Finny’s Grief Finny arrives with Occam’s body and says that the dog ran in front of his car. The confession shifts attention away from the campus killing and toward the grief that has brought him to Hank’s door. The Other Goose The dead goose is later explained through Angelo’s story: he fired into a porch roof during an armed confrontation, causing a collapse that killed the bird. The joke threat and the actual killing prove separate events, connected only by the public story they produced.
the afternoon of the Technical Careers dedication
the morning after the first broadcast
the following Monday morning
later that week, during Hank’s composition class
near the ending, when Finny reaches Hank’s house