“We fight dogs and we chase cats”
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents“We fight dogs and we chase cats” is the opening line of the Clan’s song and its clearest public declaration of collective identity. Heard rising from a drain after the Rats have vanished from Sergeant Doppelpunkt’s sight, it recasts the dangers that define their lives as a shared challenge. Its brisk, boastful verses are more than a list of feats: set against the Clan’s hard-won discipline and its vulnerability to fear, they voice the community the Rats have learned to become.
The song as a declaration
The song moves by call and response. Its opening claim is answered by “... ain't no trap can stop the rats!”; later couplets pair assertions of freedom from plague and fleas with drinking poison and stealing cheese, and answer a warning against interference with a threat of retaliation. The pattern makes the refrain sound communal rather than solitary: one voice calls out, and a chorus answers. The final exchange turns from combat and defiance to belonging, ending with “Here we fight and here we'll stay…” and the collective declaration “... WE WILL NEVER GO AWAY!” Its repetition and rising emphasis give the song the shape of a pledge, not a private reflection.
The words draw on dangers and accusations that recur in the Rats’ world. Traps, dogs, cats, poison, plague and fleas are compressed into a string of obstacles the singers claim they can meet together. The tone is comic bravado, but the song’s insistence on “we” gives that bravado a serious purpose: it asserts that the Rats are not simply isolated targets, but members of a group capable of answering threats in concert. The refrain makes a shared identity audible.
A hard-won sense of the Clan
That identity has an earlier, more deliberate expression in Dangerous Beans’s argument for controlling fire. Hamnpork distrusts a candle and considers its burning a waste of food, but Dangerous Beans calmly insists that the flame lets the Clan address the darkness as a distinct community. The point is not merely to possess a useful object. The flame marks a boundary between being only Rats and understanding themselves as the Clan. The song performs a related act in public: it takes the dangers around them and answers with a nameable, collective “we.”
The song’s confidence also contrasts with moments when fear has broken the Rats’ capacity to act together. When frightened Rats run past Peaches and Dangerous Beans, one squeals and gibbers rather than speaking; Dangerous Beans recognizes that they have forgotten how to talk. The episode makes the song’s orderly chorus matter. Speech, shared identity and coordinated response are not automatic consequences of being a group. Under terror, those connections can fail; in the song, they are asserted again in a form that can be heard and repeated.
From panic to coordinated action
Maurice explains another difference between individual courage and group behavior when Darktan asks why the Rats in a rat-coursing ring do not fight the dogs. The animals are packed together, he says, and overwhelmed by the fear and panic they smell in one another. His blunt description of a frightened crowd as a mindless many-legged animal distinguishes a mob from a thinking community. Darktan’s personal memory of biting a dog does not settle the larger question: one Rat may think and act bravely, while a crowd can lose its capacity for choice.
The Clan later demonstrates the alternative in action. When Rats scramble into a room to attack, they move in a line rather than as a panicked mass. The line closes around an attacking enemy and opens again after bringing it down; when the surviving opponents try to flee, the formation breaks into pairs that pursue them. The fight ends within seconds. This coordinated action gives the song’s claims a concrete counterpart. Its defiance does not establish that fear or danger has disappeared; the contrast between a fleeing mob and a disciplined line shows what common purpose can change about the way a group responds.
Darktan’s speech to a frightened squad makes that purpose explicit. Faced with young, worried faces, he first struggles to know what to say, then calls the rats themselves something new: thinking Rats who do not simply turn and run. He invokes the Dark Wood from their Book, recasting the danger ahead as something they must confront together. The song’s compact boasts belong to the same movement from fear toward purposeful action, though the refrain expresses it as a communal voice rather than a leader’s address.
The final echo
The song’s last appearance gives its confidence an ironic setting. A Rat salutes Sergeant Doppelpunkt and disappears; the sergeant remains by the hole, water dripping from his chin, until singing rises from the sink’s plughole. A single voice calls and a chorus replies, carrying the Clan’s words from somewhere out of sight. The song is therefore heard most clearly at the moment its singers are no longer present in the room. Its audible persistence answers their physical disappearance without explaining it away.
Sergeant Doppelpunkt tries to dismiss what he has heard. Night watch is lonely, he reflects, and Bad Blintz is not the kind of place people invade for something to steal; perhaps the beer he drank was bad. His uncertainty supplies the closing joke, but it also sharpens the song’s effect. The Rats’ final promise to remain cannot be taken as a straightforward report of where they are: their voices fade, and the sergeant is left alone with his explanation. The refrain instead leaves behind an impression of a community that can speak in chorus, move with purpose, and make itself heard even when it has passed beyond view.