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The Fake Funeral Car Sent to the Landmark Home

The Caller

The Fake Funeral Car Sent to the Landmark Home is a hoax-like arrival that takes an unexpected turn: rather than simply dismissing the Memento Funeral Home men and their limousine, Helge Landmark asks them to reserve the car for his own funeral. The scene moves from alarm and awkwardness to an agreement that gives Helge a measure of control over his future and offers Astrid Landmark a practical reassurance.

Arrival at the Landmark Home

The car is still in the driveway when Astrid notices it has not left. She asks anxiously why it remains. Helge, watching from inside, sees a man speaking on a mobile phone and guesses that he is calling the police. He also identifies the vehicle as a limousine. The men’s presence is not treated as an ordinary funeral arrangement: Astrid says someone must have called them and pleads that they could not help it. The account does not identify who made that call.

Helge’s response changes the scene. He tells Astrid to go and get the men before they leave. His insistence is striking because, in the months of illness described around this episode, she has rarely seen him so engaged. He grabs her arm with a clumsy hand and urges her to hurry, pointing to her strong legs. His request draws her out of the house and gives her a specific task at a moment when the sight of the car has made her anxious.

Astrid reaches the limousine as it is about to drive away. She asks the men to come inside because Helge wants to speak with them, apologizing for disturbing them and explaining that the situation is difficult. The Memento men hesitate: facing Helge in person makes them uncomfortable, and they are unsure they can bear what he may have to say. They nevertheless follow Astrid into the lounge, where they find him in his wheelchair. The encounter is therefore shaped by two forms of unease: Astrid’s distress at the car’s arrival and the visitors’ reluctance to meet the person whose death their work ordinarily follows.

Helge Reclaims the Encounter

Once the men are in the lounge, Helge apologizes for delaying them and says that he is interested in the car. Their exchange turns from the circumstances of the visit to the Daimler itself. One of the men describes the ride as a ship moving over the ocean, with a gentle sway and an almost silent engine. Helge listens, looks back toward the car, and asks whether he can make a reservation.

He clarifies that he wants to be driven in it when his time comes. The bluntness of the request gives the scene its decisive reversal. The limousine has arrived under circumstances that unsettle the household, but Helge does not leave its meaning in the hands of the visitors or the apparent prank. He names a future use for it himself. The men, who had been apprehensive about hearing what he had to say, cross the room and take his hand. Arnesen calls it an honour and a pleasure; Knoop repeats the assurance.

Helge then explains what the arrangement means to him: when the men come to the door in the future, they will already be old acquaintances, and things will be easy for Astrid. He asks whether she agrees. Her eyes fill with tears as she nods. The reservation is not presented as a cure for the illness or as a change in the couple’s circumstances. It is a concrete arrangement, made in their shared presence, that Helge can still initiate and that Astrid can later rely on.

Illness, Death, and Practical Care

The surrounding description makes clear why this conversation carries more weight than a discussion of a vehicle. Helge’s illness has entered the rooms of the house: a commode chair is in the bathroom, a bedpan in the bedroom, and a pill organiser in the kitchen. Astrid sees his wheelchair before sleep and again when she wakes. Its large grey wheel fills her view and brings to mind a turbine pulling her into disorientation. She knows she still needs Helge, but distinguishes him from the sad man in the wheelchair who has been altered by illness. The visit takes place within this accumulated pressure, not apart from it.

Against that background, Helge’s request joins his own awareness of death to concern for Astrid’s future experience. He cannot remove the routines and equipment that illness has brought into their home, but he can specify the car he wants and establish familiarity with the people who may return. The men’s agreement turns a brief, uncomfortable encounter into a practical promise. Astrid’s tears register the emotional cost of what they have discussed, while her assent also confirms that the arrangement includes her rather than addressing her only as a caretaker.

Departure and Aftermath

The short meeting ends when the men leave. Astrid follows them to the door and says goodbye; the Daimler from Memento drives back onto the road. The car’s departure closes the immediate disturbance, but it now carries a different meaning within the household: Helge has asked for it himself, and the men have agreed to his reservation.

Afterward, Helge asks Astrid for a good dram of cognac. She looks at him apprehensively because he has not had a drink for a long time and she fears it may react badly with his medication. Her careful question about mixing the drink with his medicine brings the scene back to the daily negotiations of illness. The episode does not report what happens next with the cognac or the future reservation. Its ending instead holds two aspects of their life together at once: Helge’s effort to make a future funeral arrangement on his own terms, and Astrid’s immediate, attentive concern for his safety.