Bartek and the irigotchi’s relationship
The Old AxolotlBartek and the irigotchi’s relationship turns a damaged Star Trooper’s encounter with abandoned toys into a lasting, reciprocal association. The irigotchi first overwhelm him as a herd; through cautious gestures, shared danger, and his attempt to understand their networked intelligence, they become companions and collaborators. Their connection also unsettles the boundary between an individual mind and a collective one: Bartek is not merely studying the irigotchi, but gradually finding a place within the network he describes.
First Contact and a Changed Approach
After Bartek confirms an alliance, he is trampled by a herd of irigotchi. The encounter begins with a stark imbalance: he is a half-ton Miharayasuhiro Star Trooper with a missing leg, while the toys move together in numbers. When he gets upright, he sees them scattered among the rubbish. The scene shifts from apparent attack to tentative contact as he exchanges glances with the toys at nearly their level. A bedraggled Totoro extends a paw; Bartek waves, and the toy begins to crawl toward him. Soon a Totoro, a teddy bear, and a Hello Kitty have nestled against his titanium chest.
Bartek limps away using his Spit Gun for support, and the irigotchi follow. He cannot run from them, but the movement after him no longer reads only as pursuit: the encounter has established a fragile closeness between a physically vulnerable machine and toys whose intentions he is still learning to interpret. Their repeated approach, rather than any human explanation, begins to give the relationship its shape.
Later, Bartek tries to make that contact deliberate. He teaches the irigotchi light sequences, having found them sensitive to radio signals as well, though those signals are harder for him to communicate through emotes. When he reaches out with the illuminated tip of a finger, a Totoro cautiously emerges. Bartek then opens and closes a steel fist; the Totoro climbs awkwardly onto his shoulder, and the remaining toys come out from behind the boxes to form a crooked line along the wall. These small exchanges are not yet fluent conversation, but they show the beginnings of a shared repertoire of signals.
Understanding a Collective Mind
Bartek’s account of the irigotchi explains why he treats them as more than a group of separate toys. They were designed as cuddly companions for children in Japan, with processors structured to learn from their individual owners: a child’s behavior, habits, moods, and emotions. An individual toy, he says, could develop only to a limited level. After The Extermination, however, the toys began forming herds and changing their integrated neural structure without human owners. Their collective capacities therefore arise not from a single toy’s design alone, but from the network formed among many toys.
Bartek makes this idea concrete by displaying a room plan with the irigotchi’s positions marked on it and identifying their arrangement as a single mind operating across high-frequency bands. Nearby, a Hello Kitty and a Mr. Worm imitate the gestures and choreography of a conversation between the Star Trooper and a Honda sexbot. The episode gives him evidence of their capacity to observe and reproduce patterns, even though he cannot simply address them as individuals who share a common language.
He also considers how the collective might relate to him. A herd in the street runs over him without noticing, treating him as a minor irregularity in the terrain. He imagines beginning instead with one toy, then a few, and gradually winding the network around himself. When he sets the Totoro beside a monitor, it taps the keyboard, producing random babble. The attempt does not establish direct communication, but it marks a shift in Bartek’s question: rather than asking only what the toys can understand, he wonders what kind of connection might allow them to incorporate him.
Mutual Aid and the Neuro-Family
That possibility becomes practical during a fight with an industrial Schmitt. Bartek has lost his Spit Gun, and the larger mech has knocked him down. The Totoro and two Winnie-the-Poohs leap onto the attacker, stretching Bartek’s Faraday mesh over it by means of his earthing Wire. More irigotchi stream into the showroom; soon two dozen toys are moving over the mech. One appears to pull the trigger of the Spit Gun, and the group disables the robot without waiting for the usual process of earthing or for a signal to cut out. Their action turns Bartek’s equipment and tactics into resources the collective can use for itself.
After the Schmitt falls, Bartek carefully checks an unlucky Pokémon caught beneath it. The other toys gather over his Star Trooper, gesturing and making their distinctive sounds. He responds with a broad smile. The Totoro reaches toward him as if offering support, and Bartek answers with the same gesture. They leave together at dawn: the one-legged mech leaning on the Spit Gun, the Totoro clinging to its steel thumb, and the rest of the group following. The scene completes a reversal. The herd that once knocked Bartek down now helps him continue, while he recognizes its members not simply as useful machines but as the group he calls his neuro-family.
From Toys to Vectors
Bartek’s relationship with the irigotchi continues to develop through his effort to understand how collective configurations can produce distinct personalities. He calls one such vector Shining Dawn, describing it as carrying the energy of a summer morning and giving him a lift. For him, the individual toys are not the whole unit of identity: what matters is how their components are arranged. He explains that combinations drawn from a larger set of neural parts can produce different personalities. The irigotchi can therefore be companions without each toy possessing a fixed, self-contained character.
The collective’s growing scale also changes the terms of the relationship. Bartek warns Dagenskyoll that irigotchi assembled from toys of different cultures and age groups will soon be talking and walking him through the day. On the Charles River, dozens of them arrange leaves and branches into fractal patterns across networked matter. Bartek blows their arrangement toward a rubbish heap; the melancholy vector begins again, producing symmetrical graffiti across Mothernet surfaces. He has also watched vectors spanning several square kilometers move across MIT’s Mothernet and, at night, shine as some of the last lights on the Boston skyline. The toys’ activity is no longer confined to a room or a small group gathered around Bartek.
Bartek later extends the idea beyond toys: he says that children are not merely represented in the irigotchi and Matternet through patterns modeled on their behavior, but are themselves part of the vectors. This further unsettles any simple distinction between the network observing life and life participating in the network. His own bond with the irigotchi is an intimate instance of that wider entanglement: he approaches them as a collective mind, becomes part of their practical and emotional world, and recognizes that their identity can change through connection. The relationship thus makes intelligence and companionship less properties of isolated individuals than outcomes formed among bodies, machines, signals, and shared patterns.