Paul tries to pull the sword from the stone
The Portable DoorPaul Carpenter’s attempt to pull the Sword in the Stone free is a small but consequential test of the extraordinary object delivered to his home: he entertains the possibility that it might work, makes a serious physical effort, and finds that the blade will not budge. Sophie Pettingell’s later admission that she, too, tried and failed shows that the temptation was not his alone, while the failed attempt leaves the sword’s purpose unresolved.
The decision to try
Before acting, Paul tries to fit the sword into ordinary explanations. He considers whether it might be an unusually extravagant promotional object, the kind of fantasy-film publicity that would normally be made from cardboard and styrofoam. That explanation falters on the particular fact that the sword has been delivered to his room: its presence there makes it difficult to treat as just another public display or mass-produced advertisement.
His response to that uncertainty is a sudden willingness to test the object rather than keep reasoning about it. He thinks that it is there, that it is real, and that he might like what would follow if it worked. The possibility of becoming king is accompanied by comic, practical images of paparazzi and corgis, but Paul immediately qualifies the fantasy: he does not expect it to happen. The thought nevertheless leads to action. He removes his shirt, sweater, and scarf, plants his feet wide, grips the hilt with both hands, and heaves.
The attempt and its failure
The effort is forceful but short-lived. Paul stops before injuring himself or cutting himself on the blade, and the sword has not shifted. He sees no hidden catch and judges that the object is fixed solidly in place; even WD-40, invoked as a mundane repair solution, seems unlikely to help. The attempt therefore answers the immediate physical question—Paul cannot pull it free—without explaining why the sword is there or what, if anything, would make it move.
The scene’s turn lies in the distance between possibility and outcome. For a moment, an absurdly literal version of the royal legend seems available to Paul, but his effort ends not in recognition or transformation but in an immovable object and an abandoned attempt. His self-restraint matters too: he gives up before the experiment becomes an injury. The Sword in the Stone remains a problem in the room rather than a solved claim to power.
Ordinary needs resume
After stopping, Paul puts his clothes back on and turns to the cupboard for baked beans. That small change of attention brings the scene back from legendary possibility to a pressing domestic inconvenience: he has food in tins but cannot find the tin-opener. The sword has not supplied an answer to his immediate needs, and its presence does not make the ordinary contents of his home any easier to use.
Hunger eventually sends him outside to buy bread. Paul counts the money available in his trouser pocket and in the jam jar on the mantelpiece, while setting aside bus fares until payday; he has just enough for a small sliced loaf. Although he locks the front door, he sees little reason to worry about theft: apart from the sword, there is almost nothing left to steal, and he would not mind if someone took it. His departure makes the failed attempt’s practical aftermath clear. The object that briefly invited a royal fantasy becomes, in his own estimate, an unwanted possession, while the problem that actually moves him is finding food.
Sophie’s parallel attempt
Paul later asks Sophie whether her family’s sword had writing on it. She confirms that it did and adds that she tried to pull it out when nobody was looking. Asked whether she succeeded, she answers no. Her account establishes a parallel between their experiences: both have encountered an inscribed sword and privately tested whether it could be drawn, and neither has managed it.
The contrast in their circumstances sharpens the coincidence without resolving it. Sophie says that her sword arrived at her house late on Saturday evening, just before she got home. Because the following day was her father’s birthday, he assumed it was a present for him and had the delivery men take it onto the patio, between potted ferns and a water feature. He is delighted with it; Sophie, by contrast, reports her unsuccessful attempt and says that she would have found success embarrassing. She does not approve of the monarchy, although her mother is enthusiastic about the royals and collects books and commemorative china. The exchange thus makes the sword more than Paul’s solitary domestic oddity: another household has received one, and another person has tested it, but the evidence still offers no explanation for the deliveries or a successful claimant.