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Being God’s postman is no fun

The Satanic Verses

“Being God’s postman is no fun” names the burden and ambiguity of Gibreel Farishta’s apparent role in delivering revelation. The phrase makes him a messenger, but leaves the message’s source—and the authority behind it—in doubt.

The voice and the messenger

Gibreel’s words arise from a moment in which he insists that the voice speaking through him is not his own. Mahound sees Gibreel’s lips moving, while Gibreel describes the words as coming out of his mouth without knowing who is moving them. The postman metaphor captures that separation: Gibreel is the visible channel, but not necessarily the author of what he says.

The next lines resist any easy identification of the sender. Gibreel adds, “Butbutbut: God isn’t in this picture,” then admits, “God knows whose postman I’ve been.” The comic turn in “postman” cannot settle the question it raises. If God is absent from the picture, the phrase offers no assurance that the message is divine; it instead makes Gibreel’s uncertainty part of the revelation scene.

Retrospective complication

The later account of Mahound’s encounter with the archangel makes the metaphor more troubling. After wrestling with Gibreel, Mahound concludes that the earlier verses came from the Devil and hurries back to Jahilia to expunge them. Yet Gibreel’s account identifies him as the voice behind both the original statement and its repudiation: “it was me both times,” with the verses and their reversal coming through his mouth.

That disclosure does not simply reveal a different, certain sender. It exposes the instability of treating the messenger’s voice as proof of who speaks. Mahound interprets the changed message as a distinction between the Devil and the angel; Gibreel’s account places both utterances in the same humanly audible channel.

Meaning of the expression

The phrase’s humor depends on the mismatch between an ordinary errand and the perilous work of conveying revelation. A postman carries words without composing them, but Gibreel cannot even identify whose post he carries. The image therefore joins the responsibility of speaking to the inability to verify the source, and its casual tone sits uneasily beside the consequences of Mahound’s belief and retraction.

As a recurring interpretive key to the episode, “Being God’s postman is no fun” is less a claim that Gibreel serves God than a compact statement of his uncertainty. The messenger may be made to speak, but the voice alone cannot certify its origin.