Do-It-Rite!
Dark Lies the IslandDo-It-Rite! is a DIY warehouse on the Naas Road where Jonathan seeks out Aodhan McAdam, the young man involved with Ellie. The store becomes the setting for a confrontation in which Jonathan’s stated purpose of winning Aodhan back for Ellie gives way to a display of threatening authority, before he abruptly recasts the encounter as an ordinary family shopping matter.
Setting and Arrival
Jonathan drives to the warehouse after learning that Aodhan works there on Saturdays. He tries to prepare himself with a motivational CD, but the confidence it gives him quickly fades amid the traffic and the difficulties of driving. The store’s car park becomes the focus of a brief, revealing humiliation: its automatic doors do not register him, and he has to step back and approach repeatedly before another customer’s arrival opens them. Jonathan interprets the flimsy brackets and screws holding up the store sign as another affront, establishing how easily ordinary details become charged in his agitated state.
Inside, the warehouse’s scale and organization shape the pursuit. Under harsh lighting, Jonathan searches among paint racks, guttering supplies, mops, hinges, masonry nails, rat traps, and laminate flooring kits. Staff members wear yellow coveralls so customers can identify them for DIY advice; among those uniforms, Jonathan eventually spots Aodhan by his blond hair, grin, and jaw.
The Confrontation
Jonathan calls Aodhan over and asks to talk. In a quiet aisle devoted to drylining accessories, the two squat out of the way while Jonathan speaks with unusual directness. He raises Aodhan’s relationship with Ellie and invokes his own experience as a teenager, presenting himself as someone who understands youth while also judging Aodhan’s conduct.
The conversation turns coercive. When Aodhan tries to get away, Jonathan holds him by the elbow and maintains the confrontation. He slaps Aodhan and warns him that youth passes quickly, drawing on his own account of personal darkness and frightening experiences. He also says that his wife has been plagued by evil fairies and describes Ellie as someone he would protect with his life. Aodhan responds that he has Type 1 diabetes and cannot deal with the situation; the exchange makes clear that Jonathan’s effort to intervene has become frightening rather than conciliatory.
Paint, Instructions, and Domestic Normality
Jonathan gives Aodhan a specific assignment: he expects him at the porch at eight o’clock, dressed in track pants and an Abercrombie & Fitch polo shirt, and says he will inspect a rain shelter at seven. He leads Aodhan to the paint racks and points out the quantity and low price of the white paint, linking the instruction to a practical job around the house. The staff and other Saturday customers watch, but no one intervenes.
Then Jonathan releases Aodhan and changes register. He says that the household is making a shopping run and asks whether there is anything to fetch, mentioning the vacuum-packed barbecue salmon that Ellie and Aodhan like. The shift from intimidation to a routine household question does not undo what has happened; it places menace and hospitality side by side, as if both belong to Jonathan’s attempt to manage the relationship.
Narrative Significance
Do-It-Rite! is more than a backdrop for the meeting: its doors, sign, aisles, and goods give physical shape to Jonathan’s unstable performance. The doors first deny him entry, and he gains access only by following a more ordinary customer. Once inside, the warehouse offers him both a public stage, where other shoppers witness his behavior, and materials with which to issue practical instructions. His movement from the humiliating entrance to the confrontation and then to the salmon question traces a sharp change in tone, without resolving the underlying conflict with Aodhan.


