Happiness in Fosterite Doctrine
Stranger in a Strange LandHappiness in Fosterite Doctrine is the New Revelation’s central promise that religious faith should make people happy in this life, not merely secure a future reward. Patricia Paiwonski presents it to Jill as a theology of gratitude, love, and permitted pleasure; the church’s own hierarchy, however, determines who may claim that freedom and under what conditions.
The Promise of Happiness
Patricia frames her account as an inward change, distinct from the visible effects of the Faith: she says that the real transformation is happiness. She also claims that other churches are traps of the Devil and that Jesus’s teaching was deliberately altered during the Dark Ages. In her account, Foster came to Earth to proclaim a New Revelation and restore the True Faith. Happiness is therefore not a supplementary benefit of belief but the doctrine’s test of religious truth: the Faith is presented as the way to recognize and receive joy that God has already made possible.
Her explanation makes the created world evidence for that claim. God, she argues, would not have made wine from grape juice if drinking and rejoicing were inherently wrong. The example does not endorse excess without limit: she distinguishes using good things from abusing them, and rejects drunkenness that leads to violence or neglect of family. Within those boundaries, pleasure among fellow believers can become an expression of gratitude. Her account makes everyday enjoyment—rather than renunciation—the visible sign of trust in divine goodness.
Love, Pleasure, and Limits
Patricia links happiness to the command to love one another, but describes love broadly, extending it beyond devotional affection to human closeness and the creation of families. She argues that a God who made the physical world would not condemn people merely for responding to it. Her appeal turns the body from a source of automatic guilt into part of creation’s goodness. At the same time, the permission she describes is bounded by allegiance: love belongs among those who share the Faith, while opponents are treated as agents who would lead believers away from the appointed path.
The doctrine also distinguishes freely given happiness from a commercial transaction. Patricia says love cannot be sold and happiness cannot be bought; money cannot purchase the fellowship expressed by water-sharing, even at the hypothetical price of ten million dollars tax-free. Jill answers that she would not share water for money. The exchange makes a contrast between material wealth and religious intimacy: the former has a price, while the latter is meaningful precisely because it is offered as fellowship rather than bought. For Patricia, the open-hearted giving and receiving of what God provides is what keeps the Devil from gaining a hold.
Gatherings and Degrees of Permission
The doctrine’s social practice varies according to membership and standing. Ordinary members’ Happiness meetings are described as lively parties, with prayer occurring as it comes naturally and celebration forming the main atmosphere. Intimate conduct is possible but discouraged there when it risks becoming a source of dissension. The church, Patricia explains, insists that things remain in their proper place. Happiness is thus encouraged, but its public expression among ordinary members is subject to communal discipline.
Meetings for the eternally saved are described differently. Because those present are understood to be beyond sin, conduct that would be risky or improper at an ordinary meeting can be interpreted as God’s will. Prayer, singing, drinking, dancing, and the absence of ordinary modesty are all encompassed by this claim. Patricia presents the result as sustained heavenly bliss, even when a participant wakes beside another saved member. She compares the resulting sense of belonging to sharing water: those marked by Foster’s kiss are understood as belonging to the same fellowship. The doctrine’s promise of freedom therefore depends on a prior division between members who might still fall away and those declared permanently saved.
Church Structure and the Meaning of Happiness
The wider organization of the New Revelation clarifies how the promise operates institutionally. Its outer church admits attendees who may remain seekers for years while receiving some benefits. The middle church comprises the happy saved, who pay tithes, participate in the church’s business connections, and join its continuing carnival-and-revival atmosphere. In this tier, sins are forgiven and relatively little is treated as sinful, provided members support the church, deal honestly with fellow Fosterites, condemn sinners, and remain happy. The promise is expansive, but it is bound to membership, loyalty, and the church’s own definitions of acceptable conduct.
The account also describes the saved of the middle church as a source of organized support when the movement faces suppression. Fosterites from other places could converge on a community attempting to contain the movement, overwhelming local capacity to respond; the church’s legal strategy then made later prosecutions difficult to sustain. These details sit in tension with the doctrine’s language of open-hearted love. Happiness is a personal and communal ideal, yet the institution that teaches it can also mobilize disciplined collective action and define outsiders as enemies. That tension makes the doctrine more than a simple celebration of pleasure: it is both a theology of worldly joy and a framework for belonging, obedience, and boundary-making.