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Diego's enormous nose

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Diego’s enormous nose is the disputed spectacle that sets Hafen Slawkenbergius’s embedded tale in motion: an extraordinary feature, seen but not settled, turns an arrival in Strasburg into a citywide crisis of curiosity. The stranger’s guarded vow leaves the nose suspended between the innkeeper’s claim that it is false and his wife’s insistence that it is true; the episode makes uncertain evidence, collective attention, and the material gaps in a book part of the same comic problem of reading.

A conspicuous arrival

In Slawkenbergius’s tale, the stranger enters Strasburg on a dark mule on a cool evening at the end of a sultry August. His small cloak-bag contains a few shirts, a pair of shoes, and crimson-satin breeches. At the gate he tells the sentry that he has been at the Promontory of Noses, is travelling onward to Frankfort, and expects to return to Strasburg in a month on his way to the borders of Crim Tartary. The travel itinerary gives the arrival an ordinary surface; the sentry’s response immediately makes the nose its governing fact. Looking up at the stranger’s face, the sentry has never seen such a nose in his life.

The stranger’s explanation of his route does not settle what the sentry has seen. Instead, the nose becomes an object that others interpret and dispute. Its scale is established through the sentry’s astonishment, but the tale withholds any neutral description that could resolve the argument. The feature is at once visible enough to provoke certainty and indeterminate enough to sustain competing claims.

A body kept beyond proof

As the stranger rides slowly through the city, he hears a dispute between the sentry and drummer, followed by another involving the trumpeter and the trumpeter’s wife. He drops the reins on the mule’s neck, folds his hands over his breast in a saint-like posture, and vows that his nose will never be touched while Heaven gives him strength. A burgomaster’s wife asks what he means to do, but he takes no notice of her. Having made his vow, he solemnly uncrosses his arms, takes up the reins, and rides on.

The same refusal is repeated at the inn, where the stranger again declines to explain the hour or place at which the prohibition might end. The innkeeper calls the nose an imposture and says it is false; his wife counters that it is true. He further claims that it is made of fir tree because he can smell turpentine. These statements offer rival tests—assertion, appearance, and smell—but none becomes a conclusive examination. The stranger’s vow prevents touch, the very act that might turn public speculation into direct evidence. His silence preserves the uncertainty even as it gives the crowd more to talk about.

Curiosity becomes a civic event

The stranger has not gone half a league toward Frankfort before the whole city is in an uproar about his nose. Compline bells ring to call the people to devotion and close the day in prayer, but no one in Strasburg hears them. Men, women, and children hurry in and out of doors, through streets and alleys, asking who has seen it and lamenting that they were occupied at vespers, washing, starching, scouring, or quilting. The repeated question of who saw the nose matters as much as the sight itself: knowledge is sought through reports, and those who missed the spectacle are painfully aware of their exclusion from it.

The sequence turns a private bodily feature into collective commotion without supplying the city with a settled account of what it has witnessed. The stranger’s progress is slow enough for him to hear the disputes behind him, while the crowd’s pursuit is dispersed through the streets and driven by hearsay. The contrast is comic and consequential: the man rides away, but the story of his nose gathers speed. The detail of the bells ringing unheard places civic devotion beside a curiosity that temporarily commands the city’s attention.

The nose and the book’s visible gaps

The episode belongs to a larger preoccupation with noses in the novel. In another discussion, the narrator recalls that Walter Shandy studied Erasmus’s dialogue between Pamphagus and Cocles on the uses of long noses and was initially disappointed by it. The cited exchange gives the nose an explicitly consequential character: Pamphagus says his nose has made him, and Cocles answers that such a nose could hardly fail. Against that background, Diego’s enormous nose is not merely a startling feature. It enters a continuing inquiry into how a nose may define a person, shape expectation, and become a subject on which other people build elaborate interpretations.

The novel also makes the physical book participate in its play with what is present and absent. Two marble plates interrupt the discussion of long noses. Elsewhere, the narrator calls attention to two chapters made from the descent of a single flight of stairs, then marks a sudden break in his own account. A ten-page gap in the numbering is explained not as a defect but as something that can make the book more complete by leaving a chapter out. Later, a page is left blank as the reader is invited to imagine a woman, and further blank pages punctuate the close of a chapter sequence. These are distinct interruptions, but together they make absence legible: the reader sees the blank or the gap and is asked to reckon with what cannot be supplied from the page alone.

Diego’s nose works in much the same way. The city sees enough to become excited, but the stranger’s refusal of touch blocks verification; the innkeeper’s claim of fir tree and turpentine cannot end the dispute. The narrative offers no final inspection to dissolve the rival accounts. Its force lies in the interval between sight and proof, just as the book’s material interruptions make the reader conscious of the interval between a printed page and the story imagined beyond it.