The Painted Isosceles’s Fraudulent Marriage
FlatlandThe Painted Isosceles’s Fraudulent Marriage is a political deception that ends in a young woman’s suicide and abruptly changes the public reception of the Colour Bill. By exploiting the appearance of a Dodecagon, an Isosceles gains a marriage he could not otherwise secure; the scandal then gives the Circles a powerful means of turning Women against the reform they had opposed.
The Deception and Marriage
The fraud is committed by an Isosceles of low standing, whose brain is described as little, if at all, above four degrees. After accidentally coming into contact with colours belonging to a Tradesman whose shop he had plundered, he paints himself—or has himself painted, since accounts differ—with the twelve colours of a Dodecagon. His altered appearance allows him to pass as something other than what he is.
In the Market Place he approaches a maiden, the orphaned daughter of a noble Polygon. He had sought her affection in the past and been refused. Speaking in a feigned voice, he uses a succession of deceptions to bring about the marriage. The narrator attributes his success both to a long sequence of lucky accidents and to the bride’s relations neglecting ordinary precautions; the account thus presents the fraud not as a single disguise alone, but as a deception enabled by failures around the prospective bride.
Discovery and Personal Cost
The marriage’s apparent success collapses when the young woman discovers the fraud to which she has been subjected. She commits suicide. The outcome makes her the direct victim of the Isosceles’s impersonation, while the details of her orphanhood and noble family sharpen the contrast between her social position and his attempt to enter her life under false pretences.
The narrator gives two points of uncertainty about the episode: the Isosceles may have painted himself or arranged for another to do so, and the story of how he came by the colours varies. These qualifications leave the precise mechanics of the disguise unsettled without changing the central fact: he used Dodecagonal colouring to deceive the woman he had previously failed to win.
Political Consequences
News of the catastrophe spreads from State to State and violently agitates the Women. Sympathy for the victim combines with fear that the same kind of deception might be used against them, their sisters, and their daughters. As a result, the Colour Bill acquires a new meaning for them: what had been a political reform is now associated with the possibility of intimate fraud and harm.
Some Women openly declare that they have turned against the Bill; the others, the narrator says, need only a slight stimulus to do likewise. The Circles seize this opportunity and hastily convene an extraordinary Assembly of the States. Along with the usual guard of Convicts, they arrange for a large number of reactionary Women to attend. The marriage fraud therefore serves as the immediate catalyst for gathering opponents of the measure at a decisive political moment.
Significance in the Colour Conflict
The episode links private deception to mass political persuasion. Its power in the public debate rests not only on the bride’s death but on the broader fear that the disguise has exposed: if colour can be used to conceal identity, then its new political status may make deception harder to detect. The Circles exploit the change in feeling, converting sympathy for one victim into opposition to the reform.
That conversion is consequential but not the end of the political struggle. At the Assembly, Pantocyclus announces that the Circles will accept the Colour Bill, prompting applause, and invites Chromatistes into the hall. Yet Pantocyclus’s subsequent address raises the dangers reform may pose to Tradesmen, Professional Classes, and Gentlemen; the narrator observes that everyone except the Isosceles appears moved by these cautions and neutral or opposed to the Bill. The marriage scandal thus helps alter the balance of opinion, while the Circles’ response turns the catastrophe into part of a wider contest over who will control the meaning and consequences of colour.