The law is an ass
The law is an ass is a concept expressed by Mr. Bumble in Charles Dickens's Oliver Twist, encapsulating the novel's critique of the English legal and Poor Law systems as absurd, unjust, and detached from human reality. The phrase crystallizes the work's central indictment of institutional cruelty, where the law's rigid, self-serving logic victimizes the poor and rewards the corrupt.
Origin and Context of the Phrase
The declaration arises in Chapter LI, during the final unraveling of the plot. Mr. Brownlow, having exposed the Bumbles' role in destroying evidence of Oliver's parentage, informs Mr. Bumble that he will lose his position as workhouse master. When Mr. Bumble protests that his wife was the instigator, Mr. Brownlow replies that the law considers a wife to act under her husband's direction, making Mr. Bumble the more guilty party. It is at this moment that Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, retorts: "If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, "the law is a ass—a idiot." He elaborates that if the law holds such a view, it is a bachelor, and he wishes its eye might be opened by experience. The phrase is thus born from a specific, personal grievance against a legal presumption that punishes him for his wife's independent actions, yet it resonates far beyond his petty complaint.
The Law's Absurdity in Practice
The novel provides numerous examples of the law operating as an "ass" long before Bumble's outburst. The Board of Guardians, in their "wise and humane regulations," establish a system where paupers are starved by a gradual process in the workhouse or by a quick one out of it, a policy that directly leads to deaths from starvation and neglect. The magistrate Mr. Fang exemplifies legal absurdity in Chapter XI, where he presides over Oliver's case with arbitrary rudeness and prejudice. He insults Mr. Brownlow, refuses to hear evidence properly, and summarily sentences the unconscious Oliver to three months' hard labor, only releasing him when a witness belatedly proves his innocence. Mr. Fang's court is a "dispensary of summary justice" where the magistrate's personal temper, not the facts, determines the outcome. The law's treatment of the poor is further illustrated by the case of the man who died in the streets after being refused relief, a story Mr. Bumble himself recounts with approval, demonstrating how the system's "principles" produce fatal consequences.
The Law as a Tool of the Powerful
Throughout the novel, the law is not a neutral arbiter of justice but an instrument wielded by the powerful to maintain their interests. The Board of Guardians, described as "very sage, deep, philosophical men," manipulate the Poor Law to reduce costs, regardless of human suffering. They contract with the water-works for unlimited water and with a corn-factor for small quantities of oatmeal, issuing three meals of thin gruel daily. The result is a system of slow starvation that the board celebrates as the number of inmates decreases. The parish beadle, Mr. Bumble, embodies this institutional hypocrisy; he is a petty tyrant who enforces the law's cruelty while enriching himself through its loopholes. The gentleman in the white waistcoat, a board member, repeatedly predicts that Oliver will be hanged, a prophecy that reflects the system's assumption that poverty and orphanhood are precursors to criminality. The law's presumption of guilt against the poor is starkly shown when Oliver, an innocent child, is chased, beaten, and brought before Mr. Fang on a false charge of pickpocketing, with the crowd and the magistrate alike assuming his guilt.
The Law's Failure and the Triumph of Private Justice
The novel's resolution ultimately bypasses the formal legal system in favor of private, benevolent justice. Monks, the villain who conspired to destroy Oliver, is not handed over to the law but is instead confronted by Mr. Brownlow in a private room, where he is forced to confess and make restitution. Mr. Brownlow explicitly rejects the option of public prosecution, recognizing that the law would likely fail to secure a meaningful conviction. The revelation of Oliver's parentage and the restoration of his inheritance occur through personal investigation and moral pressure, not through legal proceedings. Fagin alone faces the full force of the law, and his trial and execution are depicted with grim, almost sympathetic detail, highlighting the law's ultimate power over life and death. The novel thus suggests that true justice resides not in the law's institutions but in the compassion and integrity of individuals like Mr. Brownlow, Rose Maylie, and Mrs. Maylie, who create a "little society" of happiness outside the reach of the "ass" that is the law.